Give a big welcome to the Class of 2014! Here they are, in all their glory! We start with the son of a professor at the school who applied to Slumberwood early-decision...and who is the heir to one of the most storied members of the baseball team in recent years.

( More under the cut, of course, as is customary in these parts.\ )

And a new reliever, too! Isn't that great?

( And he's scarier than Ozzie Grosse was! )

We get a new starter! Isn't that exciting?

( He has to wear a special hat, though, otherwise his hair won't fit! )

For only the second time in school history, Slumberwood has an international student on the baseball team's roster! (The first was Cecil Stricker, former cricketer.)

( The second...is this kid. )

Still rolling here! I'm so thrilled!

( Tristan is Carrick's partner in crime...ish. )

Yeah, I never thought I'd get to 30 this year, but I did! Wow!

( Marty's not the only one here with dyed hair anymore! )

Look, look, I'm on time with this one! I'm so proud of myself!

( And this is Finny... )

This is the last member of the Class of 2012! Hopefully I'll get the Class of 2013 up faster. Like, you know, before their first season is over.

Full Name: Axel Lars Cassidy
Answers To: His name, nothing more
Birthday: 7/8/90
Height/Weight: 6'1"/190 lbs
Other relevant information: Axel is a fine young catcher who possesses something known as "catcher ( Read more... )

Look! A real recruit! Woooow!

( Winning the College World Series can make you new friends. )

There's always an attention whore, isn't there?

( This one happens to look like Fabio. Or so he says. )